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Romeo
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 10:50:50 PM
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD: What do you call a country Romeo where everyone drives a red car?A red carnation.
Energizer Registered User Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist is blood Joined: Wednesday, 28th of April 2010, 21:30:14 type is always b-negative.
A Freudian slip is when you say one Posts: 101 thing but mean your mother.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Viewed 4319 times
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Every
morning is the dawn of a new error.
Sea captains do not like
crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A
successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip
is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Reading while
sunbathing makes you well, red.
A man is home is his castle,
in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
When two egotists meet, it is an l for an I.
A
bicycle can not stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What
is the definition of a will? (Come on, it is a dead giveaway!)
A
backwards poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism, your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is
poultry in motion.
If you do not pay your exorcist, will you
get repossessed?
With her marriage, she got a new name and a
dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I will
show you a flat minor.
If a clock is hungry does it go back
four seconds?
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is
fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your
debt if you can not budge it.
Every calendar is days are
numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it
t'aint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. />
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
/>The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a
mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. />
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought
she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know
basis.
Santa is helpers are subordinate clauses.
/>Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Did you hear about the
Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend
dental medication.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
/>Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in
color, it is a pigment of your imagination.
Sign for a
networking business in Australia: The LAN down under.
He often
broke into song because he could not find the key.
When she
told me l was average, she was just being mean.
If these made you
laugh please give me a star.
thanks
Little Pantz
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Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 11:59:44 AM
A star it is ! You made me laugh again. Little Pantz Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 16th of June 2010, 06:34:48 Posts: 1462 Viewed 7039 times
BooBoo Face
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Thursday, 12th of August 2010 10:57:27 AM
I am so lonely that I had to go to the produce section of the BooBoo Face grocery story to get a date. Registered User The optometrist fell into his lens grinder & made a spectacle of himself. Joined: Tuesday, 25th of May 2010, 08:27:23 I insisted that my boss include in my contract the requirement that the Posts: 1171 company give me a Christmas present. In the HR department, it is now Viewed 10344 times known as the Santa Clause.
Our IT specialist got bad news from the doctor. He has a terminal
disease.
My pastor is a very appreciative man. I did him a favor & he said,
''Sanctuary much.''
My father was in the hospital. We thought he was getting better, but then
he took a turn for the nurse. (thank you, Groucho Marx)
Penguin
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Friday, 13th of August 2010 10:22:27 PM
You made my day! Penguin Registered User As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I will follow on foot'. Joined: Friday, 23rd of April 2010, 14:04:44 Posts: 534 Viewed 2068 times
Jellybelly
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Saturday, 14th of August 2010 05:21:16 AM
i failed to think of a decent pun so im just going to say Jellybelly thanks Registered User Joined: Friday, 11th of June 2010, 14:12:15 Posts: 1570 Viewed 3638 times
Brother Bear
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Sunday, 15th of August 2010 07:13:38 AM
You, my friend, are quite punny. Brother Bear Registered User Joined: Saturday, 12th of June 2010, 23:06:36 Posts: 1903 Viewed 12657 times
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