Mookie
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Monday, 9th of August 2010 04:20:05 PM
1. A backward poet writes inverse.
2. In a democracy it´s your vote
that count´s; in feudalism, it´s your Count that votes.
3.A
chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
4. If you don´t pay
your exorcist you can get repossessed.
5. With her marriage she got
a new name and a dress.
6. Show me a piano falling down in a mine
shaft and i´ll show you A flat miner.
7. When a clock is hungry it
goes back four seconds.
8. The guy who fell onto an upholstery
machine was fully recovered.
9. A grenade fell onto kitchen floor in
France, resulted in
Linoleum Blownapart.
10. You are stuck with
your bedt if you can´t buge it
11. He broke into song because he
couldn´t find the key.
10. it is ''debt'' not ''bedt'' sorry!